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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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missiletoes:

"oh he so hungry, yeah he want two phở"

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  • Girl: I GAVE U MY FUCKING HEART
  • Boy: aint nobody tell u do that tho

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

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too blunt

too blunt

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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xkweezeyy:

Dream High <3 

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yungneega:

omg

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tushyfanboy:

sueting:

hashbrownyoloswag:

epfidemic:

are you… OKAY?

R u fucking KIDIDNG LOLOL

That’s it. That’s the whole movie.

LMFAO

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