(via justin-nicholas)

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via condywin)

waterking:

what the fuck

(via nhibui)

420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit

(via lolsofunny)

in-catz-we-trust:

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

fucking omg lmao dumbass people i swear

asap-rock-lee:

yeezitaughtmewell:

asap-rock-lee:

codeinewarrior:

gookgod:

i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website  

amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise casserole i sent you?

hey do you brahs wanna go to my house later and drink some monster energy drinks and look at my DC shoe collection

Thats so fucking rude

so was slavery

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loki-is-our-god:

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(via insta-unfamous)

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

(via toodopetoexist)

tate-mae:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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this is very important

(via albutt)

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what a stud (me) (at Prom)

skeetbucket:

his-favorite-little:

telltalespider:

chazzasaurus:

malcolmsex:

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

andycrbtr:

God dammit I never get a sticker

I can’t breathe.

I want that sticker

High fives work too.

I mustn’t be loved

I love this!!!

I stopped having sex cus I never got a sticker