I can't remember what I did on the internet before...
tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
br0nyswag: ive-been-triggered-by-kankri: catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me never mind i got it has psyence gone too far a moment of psylence please
I don't understand little Children.
laugh-addict: When they wake up they’re all like.. When I wake up I have no energy.. At school they’re all.. At school I’m like.. When they get mad at someone they’re like … When I get mad at someone… When they tell their parents off the parents are like.. When I tell my parents off they’re like.. I can’t.
The feeling you get when you were actually the...
sodamnrelatable: DIE BITCH.
Sometimes I feel really attractive.........but...
When my parents rip away my blankets in the... →
shadow-pony: corporalbutts: Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long. 60 feet is a HUGE size. Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece. I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: I wanna see...
best-of-funny: larrysshowersthatarebritish: worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.” X
wtfstyls: In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
jakeenglish: eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
solubility: the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
geldof: albert-hammond: geldof: geldof: whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
comedy-jesus: solluxpooping: boodlicious: Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune” planet zoned
dampsandwich: taimondo: friedmangosantas: lokis-guardian-angel: shortbrunetteandsnarky: rennerific: dampsandwich: why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long why is the word ‘long’ so short why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’ why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words why are my feet size 11 i really wanna know why your feet are size 11 how did...
fetusich: my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
acciohealthylifestyleeeee: I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
slydig: hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account